[ IMDB ] User Rating: 1.3/10 (18 votes) - poor rating
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I don't know what to say about this. It's 112 minutes (relatively long for modern low-budget horrors) and contains about seven different camera shots. That's it. Not to spoil it for you (but who the hell will watch this anyway? Other than me). . . but, we see (and I kid you not): A flame, then a faucet, then some blood (I assume) running down a drain, then a pot of boiling water into which something (Ramen?!) is placed (we actually watch the water go from still to boiling. . . the entire duration), then a pile of pancake batter or mashed potatoes or something, then a severed hand is placed in a baking dish and covered in what looks like chocolate syrup and dirt and pee, then we finally see the murderer who looks like a pirate/executioner hybrid, the murderer begins to stab the air, and that's about it. . . you get the point. I'm not entirely sure what to think of it. . . it's just terrible. It did its job in confusing me, but it's not the film that confused me. . . I'm just confused about what the hell was the point of even making this? It's like some college kid decided to videotape making food in his dorm and try to pass it off as a horror film. The music was awful and made my cats run out of the room, the red glow was annoying as hell and made the film look even worse than it would've without it. It wasn't shocking or offensive. . . it was just stupid. Either this kid is seriously messed up in the head, was on some heavy drugs, or just wanted to screw with people. . . Whatever it was, it's not worth watching. If there's an audience for this film, I do not want to meet them.
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